Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 730
You deserved it 5 135

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

Comments

itsrosiexp 10

A nice way to start your next step in your relationship lol

lilchica22001 22

Gosh OP I hope you were wearing a black tux! Have your best man get you new undies! If OP was the bride....well...uh...the chances of that dress staying white were few and far between anyway.

GripItRight 10

Here comes the bride all dressed in whi.... Oh....

I'm sure it was just nerves! Congrats on the wedding though, OP!

PSYqualiac 17

Sounds like a shitty situation you were in. I hope the rest of your big day didn't stink. If it did, just flush it away and start anew tomorrow. If you want, you can choose to renew your bowels, I mean vows. All in all, I'm sorry... that situation really blows.

Well, congratulations on getting married anyway!

That is seriously like my nightmare ?

AkaPanda 12

Hahaha sorry it's funny either way. It okay OP you just remember you have someone who loves you no matter what and the fact you had this accident didn't change that. Years down the road you will laugh about it.

Trashing the wedding dress has become more and more popular, so maybe you were just trying to get a head stsrt?