Miscellaneous: Never say easy

Never say easy

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 431

You deserved it 53 482

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Breakfast of champions

By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 582

You deserved it 185

Make it stop

By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 889

You deserved it 3 070

By zuzu - 01/05/2019 14:00

Today, as I was making biscuits my mom joked, "Don't burn the house down." I told her "Don't worry, I know how to make biscuits." The oven caught fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 720

You deserved it 648

By im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 300

You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 862

You deserved it 5 018

By nickorion12 - 28/06/2016 14:21 - United States - Shawnee

Today, it's my birthday. My children decided to make me "breakfast in bed", only to end up setting the kitchen on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 619

You deserved it 1 300

Breakfast time!

By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 063

You deserved it 459

Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 419

You deserved it 557

By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 959

You deserved it 3 200

By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States

Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 058

You deserved it 23 827

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

oh no! you're life sucks cuz you can't make a pancake.

iHavetoPiss 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

YDI for being a show off.

Comments

The_Golden_Beast 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 17:28

You sure showed him haha

gabfoundnemo 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 19:21

Jus me who finds this weird? People hardly ever buy them over here, just make them from scratch.

TBelle4Ever 15

Monday 23 July 2012 14:52

Just remember, if something seems to be easy then you are probably doing it wrong!

Billy_Badass 4

Friday 26 October 2012 0:09

If you can't handle making pancakes, then maybe you don't belong in the kitchen. I'm no chef, but pancakes are one of the easiest things to make. And if you burn the first one, turn the heat down. How do you burn 15?

australianchick 8

Monday 6 October 2014 16:54

My kids. Who are 10, 13 and 16 know how to cook pancakes from scratch and I. A frying pan.you are a sad sad person op. They've been able to do it for a long time

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 24 June 2018 22:39

How do you make pancakes not from scratch??? Do you buy pre mixed egg milk and flour? Do you just buy a bag of pancakes? Why would you do these things? Also don't be cocky and things will work for you.