Weird, Creepy and Work: New creepypasta just dropped

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By work -_- - 22/04/2013 13:22 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML

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By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Monday 2 March 2009 16:07

I'd be so creeped out!

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:36

CARRY MACE.

Comments

lamarr 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:54

so howd you get out of it..

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:12

Why would "us" mean you and him? He's clearly emotionally distraught. He probably meant him and his girlfriend and was just talking the exact same way most people would in the same situation

marblecargirl 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:19

You need to contact HR for your company. Immediately.

liluu_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:08

Report that. You do not deserve to be treated that way ever, especially in a professional setting.

20batman09 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:22

so wait, im confused were you and him actually messing around??

wafflemonger 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:24

I think it's pretty clear that they're not together in any sense, since she characterizes her boss as "creepy."

Neep_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:33

#43, No normal person would say that. I don't know how anyone could hear someone talking about "us" and not assume that they were, apparently, part of the "us". The boss is clearly delusional, since I assume the poster did NOT have any actual relationship with him other than work.

krazinluvv 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:41

f*** that shit motha f***** dam gurl dis shit dis strate dup wack. i'd beez like wooah s my D!!!

LD_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:12

oh my god that's scary, please please call the police...at least just to report what happened, that is seriously unhinged behavior! Then call HR.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:00

Technically, we don't know if you were having an affair or not, you didn't mention that in the statement. I mean, i'm not assuming anything, it's quite possible he's just being a super creep, but still, maybe you two were having an affair and you don't exactly want us to know?