Love: Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date...

By Not Jewish - 02/03/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML

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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 2 March 2009 16:31

I dated a white girl with a racist father (I'm a half black half Asian). We just dealt with it and eventually he just kind've lightened up. Just keep at it and it'll get better. Although this girl did cheat on me after a 2-year long relationship so....yeah....

Idyedmyhairblack 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:18

dont worry.... im pretty sure most jewish parents say that.. i know mine do.

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Jaywin 3

Monday 2 March 2009 16:31

Kiebland 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:52

Don't worry about it.

acmocaco 0

Monday 2 March 2009 16:55

lucky for you there aren't any

sahreeg 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:00

#3 ON THE SPOT

yougotboyed 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:05

make a rabbi joke, work for me

snowman2684 1

Monday 2 March 2009 17:08

#3 is my new hero

cobrastarshipluv_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:09

1, it's not racist, but she definitely should not have been so blunt about it, especially in front of your face 3,4 racists much? i'm jewish and i know many many good jewish boys. so i would call you racists.

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 17:12

It sucks that she would say that in front of you, but just keep at it, and she'll eventually lighten up. Everyone starts out prejudiced in some way. Some people are just more vocal about it than others.

Idyedmyhairblack 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:18

dont worry.... im pretty sure most jewish parents say that.. i know mine do.

acc093 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:27

aw man, im sorry. its alright though most of my jewish friends' moms are like that. #7, technically none of this is racist because judaism isnt its own race