Love, Weird, Creepy and Transportation: New creepypasta

New creepypasta

By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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You deserved it 3 075

By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 5 712

By TextLoser - 05/08/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 04:30

Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML

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By flowerchildd2 - 12/12/2011 23:17 - United States

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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You deserved it 3 037

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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pronounciations 5

Monday 17 October 2011 11:58

Seems legit.

Zelion 0

Monday 17 October 2011 11:59

I'm sure he meant it in the nicest way possible.

Comments

lovelife9 12

Monday 17 October 2011 13:46

Maybe he was kidding

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 17 October 2011 21:20

Not a chance.

dadof2 4

Monday 17 October 2011 13:52

should have asked him for his phone and then asked if he knew the number to 911

lilly98ish 4

Monday 17 October 2011 13:55

Ewwwy those dang creepers

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 17 October 2011 13:59

yeah I'm w 60, I don't geddit...

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 17 October 2011 14:05

I think what he meant to say was, "Hi, I escaped from an insane asylum less than 24 hours ago, and I really, really want to go back." You can either call the cops or something, or stomp him in the nuts, Thugnificent-style. You have options. |the kid|

WordSmyth 2

Monday 17 October 2011 18:53

Stomp 'em in the nutz, Stomp 'em in the nutz, Stomp 'em in the nutz, Stomp 'em in the nutz.

mrssuarez2011 12

Monday 17 October 2011 14:28

Time to get your CHL

perdix 29

Monday 17 October 2011 14:32

Give the guy your boyfriend's name and address, and then call your boyfriend and tell him to arm himself. Marry whoever lives and pop out many of his children. Let "survival of the fittest" work as nature intended and give you a brood of Chuck Norrises or honey badgers.