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New day, same shit

By PickYourselfUp - 06/10/2014 03:17 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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nana_star 27

It just wasn't meant to be. Have some pizza and celebrate

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nitrog100 21

One does not simply forget that they have stairs.

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tbon3r 15

maybe Destiny is trying to tell you something

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Jay224 0

Then get up and start walking with your busted face. Quitters whine about stupid crap. Winners get up one more time than they fall down.

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BlackPanda13 19

how do you forget? did you move in the day before or something?

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