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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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Spice

By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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You deserved it 6 848

Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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You deserved it 93

By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML

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Roasted

By Whitley - 04/11/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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Alas, poor Mickey

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 14:00

Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:58

that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.

guitartech18 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:56

that's nasty

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fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:32

IF this is true, that's about the most horrifying thing i've ever heard. ::shudder::

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:51

Um. Does everyone use mice and rats interchangeably? Because to me, mice and rats are very different. A rat you would definitely notice in your dishwasher, while a mouse is so small you might not see it. A rat would also smell much more than a dead mouse.

jaxsk 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:55

OMG hilarious! And hoooorifying!

iFruit 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:14

LMAO I love when people say " Suck on that, bitch! " You know who you are. It's not my fault I can't remember your name...

Tupperware_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:32

Now that smells gonna come from your mouth. Haha FYL.

crackberrie 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:44

grose! how could u not have wanted to figure out where this "horrific" smell was coming from??? you deserve it for letting the smell bother you for so long and not trying to figure out the source of the smell

mercury42 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:08

I tried like hell to find the source of the odor in my son's room (age 8 at the time) for two weeks before I hunted it down... Had the room literally ripped apart! Even the dogs wouldn't go in there... We thought something had dies in the walls. Found out he had put a dinner that he didn't like in the heating duct. How he got in there I'll never know, but darn it we eat at the table every night now!

CherryDee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:45

ewww fcukn diirttt

McFail_fml 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:47

Cant believe Mickey Mouse died in your house... FHL

hazelwolfeyes 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:55

i was eating when i read this... real or not...i ended up losing my cookies... thats just disgusting...how do you not notice something like that? i always look into the dishwasher to make sure utensils didnt fall through... your an idiot... poor mouse... :(