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By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 232
You deserved it 6 408

Same thing different taste

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oops_im_fucked 8
iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

Comments

Eventhough his ideas will fit better in the Middle Ages than in our relative humane society, you'll have to admit he's pretty creative. It's a lot more original than 'back with death penalty!', 'rape and castrate all the rapists!' and things like that...

What's wrong with castrating the rapists?

Humanity, boy, that's the only proper answer I can give you. Humanity and the right to learn from the (terrible) mistakes you have made in your life and become a happy and good citizen again. We are not God and I don't think we have the right to act like one. I don't want to go back to the ages where one terrible mistake could let you lose a hand, an eye, an ear or your life. Again, humanity, typical for the 21th century and something I would like to keep. But let us now go back to the expectations of the average FML-user, this is getting too serious.

Because being nice to the molesters and murders by not killing them seems to be working out so well for society... Off with their HEADS!!!!!

Humanity what? You consider human being someone who rapes children? Oh crap.

Treat those as you wish to be treated. Most religions and moral reasoning would say so. So if one acts in an inhumane way he should not be treated as such? Punishment!!!!!! Should fit the crime. The world is a messed up place thanks to reasoning like yours! I'd vote for gramps! At least it's a plan that would show instant results!

sematariux 7

233 - You're dumb. 32 was applauding OP's grandpa's creativity, and you proceeded to bash her logic based on your own misinterpretation of her point. Bravo :P

VeeEight 5
beebeeL 1

Part about child molesters, hilarious! If that would pass I'm all for it.

cottmand 6
DeVaughnS 5

Treat her ******* no nothing ass lol

shift_love 13

Yea. That's really not too bad sounding. It would cut a lot of money out of our current government spending programs. I guess unless all the penile-forehead surgeries cost a ton to make happen. But a razor blade and some staples could solve that.

Your Grandpa sounds uber cool! If he runs, he's got my vote