New sensation

By Anon Y. Mous - 02/10/2015 04:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
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You deserved it 2 406
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hehe1996 15

That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.

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MDoremis 38

Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.

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cosmicdancer84 7

are you ok???

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pacman490 21

Wow, short n sweet. Also that's really messed up.

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samdel12 10

I feel ya lol no pun intended :p but nah my ex stabbed me with a fork in the chest...her reason? "You shouldn't have laughed at twilight"

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mds9986 24

Your ex isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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MSHippie 5

She's pretty dang sharp if she leaves a stab wound...

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RedPillSucks 31

she may not be the sharpest tool, but she knows where they all are.

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wyldechyld 4

On the bright side, at least you weren't stabbed in the back!

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Geckosrock99 33

Google is your friend. You are on a device that accesses the internet. Use it.

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timaeusTestified 15

I'm pretty sure it means Original Poster. I could be wrong though.

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soldier084 11

seems like a lot of people are saying the ex was a guy. not always the case. there are some crazy females out there too.

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MsFit 17

Are we reading the same comments? Most of the ones that don't use "they" refer to OP as he, not she

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Jryan952015 7

I can stab you in your other leg and then you will know what is like to be stabbed in the leg by a stranger also

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kyiomi 18

Why is everyone assuming OP is a man and that the ex is a girl? It could be switched or same-sex. I hope you feel better, unless you deserved it (for like cheating or something).

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MandieL 27

As horrific as cheating is, it would not justify someone stabbing someone else.

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Geckosrock99 33

If you really justify stabbing for anything other than self defence, then you should to get a psych evaluation. Stabbing is assault, attempted murder, or murder, depending on how much damage is done. Cheating hurts mainly feelings. Stabbing does a whole lot more damage than that.

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MonstreBelle 29

They may not even think OP is a guy when they say 'he'. It's very common for people to say he when there is no indication of gender since English doesn't have a separate singular pronoun specifically for it. Also, cheating is not a valid reason to physically attack someone. You can't just stab someone who hurt your feelings. Self-defense is the only way stabbing someone can be justified.

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One_Way 43

Everybody has that crazy ex, OP. I wouldn't put leg-stabbing past mine.

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RedPillSucks 31

you can only have two crazy ex like that before stabbing moves to a worse place

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