New sensation

By Anon Y. Mous - 02/10/2015 04:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
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hehe1996 15

That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.

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MDoremis 38

Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.

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Mysterious_one 26

Hope u didn't take your time submitting an FML before rushing to ER

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bhopejohnston 16

Makes me wonder why you guys broke up...

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shewolf28 6

Ripped jeans, skin was showing. Hot night, wind was blowing. Where you think your going baby?

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DEATHLORD_fml 16

You have had a girlfriend before.Rule one of dating: always have a weapon in case they become a psycho ex

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lovethatstach 18

why the hell were you downvoted? this was hilarious.

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MiaTheMartian 21

The **** did you do? Anyways, that's pretty insane and I hope the damage isn't too bad.

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