News to me

By madaskueuchiha - 08/08/2009 03:57 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
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HumansSuck 0

Congratulations, you're a thirteen year old boy on the internet and you're using correct grammar. Your life isn't ******; you still have a future.

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junjouromantica 0

That sucks, but your voice ought to deepen eventually.

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alexandraaaax3 0

Sorry, typo. Eighth grade* Also, don't tell people they're "too young" to do something. My family does that to me all the time, saying that I'm "too young to have a serious boyfriend" and that I "should be in diapers." It's hurtful, and annoying.

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Ohhaithar 0

I agree completely with you. I've been reading since the age of three and often, when talking online, people mistake me for a twenty something. It's quite funny. Oh, and I'm fourteen.(:

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Shots_HK 0

Agree with the "not to young". Age and Maturity do not have to be correlated. Sadly, the OP is forced to grow up faster than others. Remember - It's not your fault.

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Shots_HK 0

Or ask them to see a marriage therapist. Why don't you find one in the area for them and setup an appointment?

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doggie3 0

This website is 17 and up. But too bad about ur parents. That happened to me when I was 8.

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Leopard68231 0

JUSTIN BIEBER!! And btw i love justin bieber and he is hott and i love one time OP-that sux that your parents are getting divorced, but at least there not gonna fight all the time And to the people above me, im 12 and lovee this site

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Leopard68231 0

Whats wrong with 13 year olds??? Im 12 , and your one of those people that think children are little asses that need to stay out of the way, right?

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keyco 0

im 12 but that sucks for you. my parents got divorced when i was like 1 or 2 years old and now i have a step-sister MEAN!! well it doesn't me u have a girls voice lots of my guy have girlish voices. dont feel bad look at the good side 2 christmas 2 b-days goes to show its sad and good i think? im new

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PinkSombrero 0

Aw, OP that really sucks, but hang in there, it might turn out for the best. As for the thirteen/twelve year ol argument, I'm almost fourteen, and i honestly have to say that thirteen and twelve year olds are really stupid on the Internet. We still haven't grasped the concept of Web 2.0, but well get there eventually. Oh, and I'm really sorry, this is completely off topic, but OP, I'm guessing you're a Naruto fan?

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road_rash18 0

I agree with Alexandra. I'm fifteen and have decent grammar when I want to use it. It seriously depends on who I'm talking to. The site isn't for JUST seventeen and up. Sorry man, my rents split when i was 4. Good luck and try not to blame yourself, thats what I did and it made it worse.

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Mr_Eated 0

That totally sucks; and that's NOT the way you should have found out. Your mom's lawyer is a douchebag, and a bit unprofessional for not ascertaining to whom he/she was speaking. So sorry you had to hear about it like this. You might want to tell your mom and dad that when they're ready to talk, you're ready to listen - but you'd rather hear it from them, and not their idiot lawyers.

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