Embarrassing, Awkward and Party: Nice disguise

Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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Friday 9 September 2011 19:14

How is a prisoner outfit fancy dress anyways?

tsim_fml 0

Friday 9 September 2011 19:09

will smith did the same in fresh prince and he looked sick

Comments

rexgar2000 10

Friday 9 September 2011 20:03

I dnt get it. anyone mind explaining

MyMetalRomance 3

Friday 9 September 2011 20:15

isn't a prisoner's outfit already black and white?

brianjman14 22

Friday 9 September 2011 20:29

When I read it, I got the image of an orange jumpsuit.

Pslcybn5 7

Friday 9 September 2011 20:24

There is something left out in this story I'm not getting it... How is wearing a prisoners jumpsuit fancy? WTF?

MyMetalRomance 3

Friday 9 September 2011 20:40

I thought of the classical black and white striped suit

Enslaved 36

Friday 9 September 2011 20:42

Maybe the OP is complaining that it wasn't a black and white "costume party" (hence the prison outfit) but a party that he could have worn normal every day clothing as long as it was black and white (because of the theme)Therefore, felt foolish for being the only one dressed that way.

ZE287 0

Friday 9 September 2011 21:00

I may have misunderstood, op says they wore the prisoner outfit to only find out it wasn't a fancy dress party, just a black and white party. So op went there in a prisoner outfit assuming it was a fancy dress party??