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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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Reported and blocked

By Stop playing the victim - 17/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML

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You deserved it 1 044

By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 13 010

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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You deserved it 9 201

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 800

You deserved it 5 956

By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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lolmigosh 15

Friday 26 July 2013 2:59

Maybe he's talking about something else?

MEM0817 18

Friday 26 July 2013 3:00

After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"

Comments

migueljm5 18

Friday 26 July 2013 11:31

Ouch OP, at least now you know you are coming off as kinda needy

brittyboo123 35

Friday 26 July 2013 11:33

He's not worth it OP :)

speakoutloud76 1

Friday 26 July 2013 13:21

Girl, forget him! He obviously does not deserve your precious time or energy! Don't let him dent your self image, just drop the crush and move on.

smartkid33 3

Friday 26 July 2013 13:33

Oh my god. You don't deserve that.

hancesolo 7

Friday 26 July 2013 16:14

Honestly if he's the type of rude, cowardly guy who posts passive-aggressive facebook statuses he wasn't even worth the time it took to have that conversation. You'll find someone better!

edbighead1 1

Friday 26 July 2013 16:16

Damn... that's hurtful, I'd never scoop that low and insult someone

mina73 0

Friday 26 July 2013 17:41

what Op needs is revenge! she could consider telling everyone that he has a three inch penis ( when erect) look on the bright side Op at least you know what a spineless, cowardly twat he really is!

Yeliab333 20

Friday 26 July 2013 18:18

If you guys agreed to hangout and the convo went well I doubt he was talking about you. Keep your head up OP:)

CaptainBlack 18

Friday 26 July 2013 18:19

He probably was talking about something else. Either that or you're not very good at gauging conversations :p Seriously though I've been in similar situations where I get done talking with a few people at once and I want to post a status about something completely unrelated, but I didn't because I knew it would be misinterpreted as an insult to one or more of the people. Gotta be aware of what you're saying, sometimes it can have unintended consequences.