Love, Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy - FML

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 11:04 - Australia

Spicy

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Spicy

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Spicy

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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fish1806 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

what a jerk!!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:12

I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

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missIrene 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:50

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious ? lol sorry OP that ducks

caseyp93 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:00

what an ass

Allymeme 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:51

were you that bad in bed?

lovelinkinpark 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:55

He went to go Jack off lol

alashton 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:06

I would beat his ass haaha oh my gosh

Belninho 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:16

haha that's ****** up

capnbzarr 43

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:17

He deserves a punch in the nuts, if not worse.

buddyguyfriend 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:38

I don't think you were making "love"

raelynn00 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:40

maybe u shouldn't put out on first date? even if it's a "best friend". if u dont want to b treated like a hoe don't act like one

indygirl2011 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:47

are you serious?!?

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