Love, Sex and Intimacy: Nice guy

Nice guy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 11:04 - Australia

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

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fish1806 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

what a jerk!!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:12

I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

Comments

wkyle1 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RomanBeauty 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:51

and I bet you are a virgin

ballerinaaub 17

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:45

^win

howslife123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:15

".. I smashed the windows out your car.." take a lesson from this song and find a crowbar ;) FYL OP

Snowstar 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:01

"I dug my key into the side of his pretty little cooped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed his horn and all four tires..." I apologize if I said anything wrong.

hilariexcore 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:05

lol 54, I think that's a completely different song...

Perdition 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:11

It is. Also, 54, it's suped-up. You know, like supercharged, etc.

lottso88 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:58

Slashed his horn. XD

boobygirl 8

Wednesday 20 July 2011 5:12

it's I bust the windows out your car

howslife123 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 19:43

sorry Boobygirl.. for saying smashed instead of busted??

rockyraccoon28 8

Thursday 21 July 2011 6:19

yeah, 14 definitely wasn't quoting carrie underwood. good try though, guys.

captainbj2 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:21

yea! someone knows the song!

cruforlife 5

Friday 22 July 2011 5:59

Well 269 if you're going to quote a song, at least get it right.

KatrinaKitten 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:15

So he basically used you? FYL.

abcd4242 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:20

wow you look like one of my cousins and she's beautiful

KatrinaKitten 16

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:24

Thank you.

larisonr 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:57

What a strange thing to say 72

FLAFeagle 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 0:52

nice deductive reasoning! ;p

HussREC 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 16:10

*detective

chaleighrae7 4

Friday 22 July 2011 5:45

not basically...he did.

GalaxyShots 21

Thursday 27 November 2014 22:56

No, they meant 'deductive'.

dunicha 20

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:15

He's an ex-friend now, right? Right?!

volley4eva1698 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:12

dude ever since that one commenter used that joke I've seen 3 comments like that..it was funny the first time but now it's so ANNOYING

Gabriellax3 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:16

jerk -_- I'm sorry fo you OP . forget that guy move on to someone worth your time cause it sure isn't him

Monkeyone 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:17

Ouch.

Sophura 10

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:17

I'll admit I laughed but seriously, that guy is an ahole. Some bestfriend he turned out to be.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:28

Same. I laughed then sympathized. Kind of like the sour patch candies.

BeatlesObsessed 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:18

I'm sorry, but did you just say, "best friend"? Are you sure?

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:21

What a dick.

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:26

I'm sorry op. this guy is an asshole. round up some girl scouts, about fifty of them, and dump them off In his yard. karma will take care of the rest!