Miscellaneous: Nice neighborhood

Nice neighborhood

By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 715

You deserved it 3 031

Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 974

You deserved it 1 791

By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 656

You deserved it 14 529

By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 922

You deserved it 2 397

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove home from work, only to find both my next-door neighbours loudly arguing in the middle of my driveway. I got out and asked them what the hell was going on, only to find out one of their inbred kids had put a brick through my back window, and each is claiming the other did it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 104

You deserved it 2 260

By Rizmo - 25/09/2016 07:11 - United States - Cedar City

Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 509

You deserved it 743

By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 216

You deserved it 12 328

By TiredHomeowner - 16/07/2018 15:00

Today, I realised just how skewed my reality is when I was pleasantly surprised that teenagers threw eggs at my windows. They usually throw rocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 400

You deserved it 220

By ugh - 15/07/2013 11:46 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 794

You deserved it 9 148

By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 190

You deserved it 5 169

Welshite 39

Friday 3 January 2014 17:09

Take video and call police.

JKROB 16

Friday 3 January 2014 17:09

what did you fo to piss everyone off?

Comments

Mr_Loudmouth 9

Friday 3 January 2014 18:59

You must suck as a neighbor if everyone is rooting for the demise of your home.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 5 January 2014 22:19

Or OP doesn't suck as a neighbor, but rather his neighbors suck and are assholes.

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Friday 3 January 2014 19:32

SOUNDS. LIKE. WAR!!!!!

AngryD 9

Friday 3 January 2014 19:35

what a bunch of **** monsters. If someone did that to them they would probably call the cops and complain

thaliah 15

Friday 3 January 2014 20:30

Did you do something to make them all dislike you?

wvcheesehead 13

Friday 3 January 2014 20:52

Get a small .22 pistol, if you shoot just one neighbor in the foot I would wager you will never have to worry about this again.

Xotoolyxo 16

Friday 3 January 2014 22:05

Grow a pair and do something about it.

Llama_Face89 33

Friday 3 January 2014 22:10

The neighborhood doesn't exist anymore...if that had been when I was a kid I'd have three different people dragging me kicking and screaming to drop me at my moms feet.. If nobody was home you can be damn sure they'd put me in a time out themselves until my parents arrived to pass judgement.

Muttley9 13

Friday 3 January 2014 23:14

You should have taken pictures or videos, had the insurance adjuster over and give those idiots the bill... then find a new neighborhood. You really truly don't need to be in with people so poor in spirit as those very obviously are. My most sincere apologies.