Poopoo peepee, Toilet and Work: Nice to know

Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Bumbling

By Anonymous - 07/12/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 926

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 140

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

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You deserved it 2 539

By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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You deserved it 7 527

By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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You deserved it 2 907

By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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You deserved it 49 422

devildog562 33

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:12

Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 7 June 2015 0:19

The girl doesn't even need to take a dump to experience the bad toilet paper. Grampa forgets that women always have to wipe down there

Comments

danimal_crackerz 26

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:35

This needs a follow up of her reaction..

Superspiderbat 23

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:47

Nothing's worse then bad toilet paper.

dragon0313 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 1:53

hahahhahaha your grandpa's a G!

darkthunda1324 6

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:15

Still your grandpas comment isn't as bad as your username

jerome72 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:21

sounds like a pretty shitty situation

StickyPickles 33

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:34

Did you know there was once a Chuck Norris toilet paper? They had do discontinue it though because it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

GoogieWithers 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 3:14

Nobody likes John Wayne toilet paper! Well done Grandad.

BergerL 13

Sunday 7 June 2015 3:28

How could your grandpa talk like that . He completely ignored the feelings of your girlfriend and you . Sorry OP . You don't deserve that .

goldcock19 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:02

Okay settle down

dawanjony 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:24

You gotta deal with situation,OP

extremereviews 26

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:29

So are you a lesbian?

RageWolf16 31

Sunday 7 June 2015 5:36

//eternal sighing//

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 7 June 2015 12:37

Comments like 36's always make me laugh. If this had been posted by a guy, you never would've commented "so are you straight?". I mean we don't know if OP is a lesbian, she could be bisexual, but it's still very irrelevant to the story.