Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

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Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML
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TheySaidWhat 9

OP: Hi I'm Jane X: Jane who? OP: *moans* X: Ohhh, that Jane..

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rileyrae0000 23

I hope they aren't actively listening but rather overhear. The former could make things even more uncomfortable

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zyero 9

Screaming sex isn't good until the cops are called mid love making due to reports of expected domestic abuse as a result.

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Cebolamole 13

Way to meet new people! And you show them who's boss by outscreaming everybody and having more orgasms!

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Goblin182 26

Sex good enough to make you loud? I call that a win.

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mustangbravo 27

So what? I've overheard people doing it before. I didn't really think twice about it.

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hunt3009 16

Well, then you're the anomaly. Most people, it's not like that.

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thatonetribute 31

If you were loud enough that the whole floor could hear it, you so deserve it. Have some respect for others.

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sallen14 8

FYL, they all probably hate you already.

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caliguy08 17

As Peter from Family Guy once said to his wife, " ...you know what else is rewarding? closing your vag."

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catmint 13

No it isn't. If you remove boyfriend from the sentence, it becomes "listen to me have sex", not "listen to I have sex".

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