Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML
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Mirorbo 26

That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

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Joeyc524 0

Hahahha that's mad funny

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Darth_Taco 14

That's the exact same birth control my boyfriend and I used when we first had sex. That and homosexuality :P. Still, it works :D!

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EatnBeef 7

it takes a man to realize that anal is a form of birth control. he is indeed my hero

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BaronSin 0

obviously not afraid to end up with shitty kids

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

YOU THINK ANAL SEX HURTS? TRY HAVING A KID. WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO HAVE SEX AND THERE'S NO CONTRACEPTION AROUND, JUST TAKE IT IN THE ASS. IT MAY NOT BE THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING IN THE WORLD BUT IT WILL HURT A WHOLE LOT LESS THAN SQUEEZING A NEWBORN OUT OF YOUR CROTCH NINE MONTHS LATER. [Taken from a Planned Parenthood ad]

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saltypirate 0

SO?!?!?!?!?!?! who cares about that?

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DriftingTaco 0

I just made an account for the sole purpose of commenting on this, and let me tell you - your boyfriend is a genius. and no, you cannot be impregnated through anal intercourse - your anus is the end of your digestive system, not your reproductive system.

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ImanAzol 4

As several people have commented, yes, you can get pregnant from anal due to leakage. It is unlikely, but possible. Stop trying to be smart about subjects you don't know.

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