Pregnancy and Love: Nice try, Sharon

Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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NandaPanda 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:55

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

titandesu 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:56

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

Comments

brendejafulable 41

Friday 11 July 2014 7:51

crazies dese days.

Adri3025 9

Friday 11 July 2014 7:59

At least her friend told you she bought it!

shutupshane12 12

Friday 11 July 2014 8:02

We got ourselves a stage 5 clinger

lexiisnotonfire 9

Friday 11 July 2014 8:28

A girl can get pregnant whole she's on her period..

LaRodilla 4

Friday 11 July 2014 8:39

Sperm can live inside of the ****** for 5 days, and many people make the mistake of assuming that "because she was on her period" the baby could not possibly be theirs.

ThatOneLazyChick 9

Friday 11 July 2014 9:31

Girls will do anything to trap a guy

Cemetery87 10

Friday 11 July 2014 11:06

while I does seem unlikely I would still take it seriously. 1. women can still get pregnant while on their periods. look it up. 2. why are you so trusting of you exes friend? she could have any number of reasons to lie to you. Find out for sure.

Shade1982 20

Friday 11 July 2014 11:51

They can also lose blood while pregnant, so it may seem like it's their period... Though it doesn't appear to be the case here.

brandoneyez1 25

Friday 11 July 2014 11:13

NEEEEEXT

Thekbking 11

Friday 11 July 2014 11:37

that girl is as stupid as she is grimey. manipulative frikkin jerk. she's the type of girl that makes us guys turn into the sleezeballs everyone has seen before.