Pregnancy and Love: Nice try, Sharon

Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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NandaPanda 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:55

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

titandesu 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:56

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

Comments

RockyG92 15

Friday 11 July 2014 12:42

Hope all is well man! I would get away from her ASAP.

PennyLane27 32

Friday 11 July 2014 13:17

Ohhhhh crazy chick sounds like my husband's ex gf from college!!!! She called him all the time well after they broke up. The straw that broke the camels back? She told him she was faking being pregnant to get some guy to be with her. Whyyyyyy!?? Whyyyy would she tell her ex she was doing this!?? Smh

PennyLane27 32

Friday 11 July 2014 13:23

Also fwiw "3 weeks pregnant" = likely b.s.. for two reasons 1) docs measure pregnancy time from the start of your last period. So her timeline doesn't match up. Not even close. 2) the hormone prob wouldn't be strong enough to be detected. Never ever answer her phone calls. Don't cave. Cut contact.

metmimo 8

Friday 11 July 2014 14:14

Um most women don't know they're pregnant until they miss a period. And a pee test will not detect Hormone until about 4 weeks

vikky538 28

Friday 11 July 2014 14:19

and you confirmed it with her new boyfriend.. awkwardly awkward.. psychotic breakups leads to what not sorry OP...

poppunkette 22

Friday 11 July 2014 14:51

Some women do have their period during the pregnancy it is rare but happens my best friend had her periods regularly for the first 4 months of hers. Luckily the baby was fine but she was on bed rest for most of her pregnancy