Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
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NandaPanda 22

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

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titandesu 14

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

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skittyskatbrat 19

Too bad you can't get a positive Herpes test to show her......

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

You can get pregnant while on your period.....

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Merylwen 24

Not really. It's not impossible but extremely improbable as ovulation is supposed to happen halfway through the cycle. What's more likely is having a very fertile guy whose sperm has a longer than average lifespan (average is three days) and an early ovulation, but even for that the odds are still very slim. Anyway I think OP meant that he did not have sex with her because she was on her period (most people don't) and her period indicates that she was not pregnant when they broke up.

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asherm 15

Glad her friend was honest with you. She's a good person for that! Your ex is psycho and pathetic.

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sarneeley 14

It's good she's your ex girlfriend!

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jmacfan1 16

Pregnancy tests don't turn positive until 4 weeks pregnant. Anyway she's a bitch OP

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Merylwen 24

Actually most tests work from 2 weeks and the newest ones from 8 days after conception. But OP's ex is clearly lying either way.

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amzlyk 3

Turns out she was just pregnant... With her ex

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creepyclowntown 10

maybe you should date her friend, at least she is straight forward with you

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mommy1213 7

Be careful, some women think their implantation bleeding is a period which occurs in early pregnancy. It's very possible she's actually pregnant. If she isn't though, shame on her!

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