Pregnancy and Love: Nice try, Sharon

Nice try, Sharon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 18/02/2024 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks found out she was 2 months pregnant with her ex's baby. I of course broke up with her because I don’t need exes drama or babies in my life. My mother called me an atrocious human being for not staying with her after only three weeks to raise another dude's kid. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Dumped and pregnant - 01/05/2018 05:00

Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML

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By xOdaatx - 26/09/2011 13:01 - Australia

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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NandaPanda 22

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:55

Wow, sounds like someone is having a psychotic break... If I were you, OP, I'd avoid her at all costs. You don't need that craziness in your life.

titandesu 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 22:56

wait you can buy positive pregnancy tests online? that sounds like a terrible prank and a cry for attention

Comments

Omniprism 14

Friday 11 July 2014 17:21

Well at least you know it's not true and you've dodged a huge bullet by letting this one go.

Sakuraashita 15

Friday 11 July 2014 17:22

Knock-knock. Who's there? Restraining order. Restraining order who? No seriously, OP- Get one!

JenniCHAOTIC 3

Friday 11 July 2014 17:47

And that my friends, is why you don't stick your dick in crazy.

clarinetgirl1995 4

Friday 11 July 2014 19:54

At least you didnt have to deal with the panic attack of it.

elliemae3838 1

Friday 11 July 2014 22:55

For all those saying that you can get pregnant on your period (you can) - He said he broke up with her when she was on her period, not that the last time he had sex with her she was.

nicoletaylor1995 5

Saturday 12 July 2014 0:24

That's so desperate and embarrassing on her part..I hope you let her know you knew she was lying based on the evidence you have.

jaellin 18

Saturday 12 July 2014 2:54

For everyone insulting peoples reading comprehension...how pregnant you are generally goes from the date of your last period. So for ex. If The day you get pregnant is 2 weeks after the first day of your last period, you would be two weeks pregnant that day. It doesn't say they did have sex a week ago when she had her period, but it didn't say they didn't. So if she had bleeding when she ovulated and thought it was her period and they DID have sex, a week later she is probably around three weeks pg. If the test actually is fake then probably not obviously, but it is entirely possible and it does actually make sense.