Sex, Cheating and Love: Nice try, Steve

Nice try, Steve

By betrayed - 16/07/2014 20:09 - United States - Portland

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-girlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

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By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I found out that my best friend used the sexy dance moves she asked me to teach her to get into my ex-boyfriend’s pants. We dated for two years and broke up less than a week ago. FML

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What's going on here?

By Heartbroken - 30/10/2023 06:00

Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By drugged_on_arrival - 10/09/2009 10:55 - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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cyttex 13

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

What a douchebag and shitty friend

HairyPunisher 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 1:00

They had nowhere better to go than your apartment? Time for new friends, a new girlfriend, and new locks OP.

Comments

OhNoAGhost 18

Thursday 17 July 2014 8:10

I'll never understand people, I'm heartbroken just reading this. Sorry, OP.

pacmanman 15

Thursday 17 July 2014 8:21

Is there a reason it's not ex-best friend too? Cause anyone who would do that to me is most certainly NOT my friend... >.>

winimy 8

Thursday 17 July 2014 8:50

It's always worse when a friend betrays you. Sorry OP

LittleRed79 39

Thursday 17 July 2014 8:52

I'm gonna go with a silver lining here and say at least you didn't have to divorce her! That's always much more drawn-out (and expensive) than just kicking your cheating ***** of an ex-girlfriend to the curb. One day you'll see this as the win it is and thank her for the warning :)

mike7800 8

Thursday 17 July 2014 10:16

last week he taught her squats

sabine123_fml 5

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:42

Be glad you know the truth

metalhedcop 6

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:54

As someone who's had this same situation happen to me, I'm truly sorry OP. Neither one of them are worth any more than the time it takes rid your life of them. Just remember that you are valuable and you will find someone eventually who sees that and will show you every day. Sending positive thoughts your way in your tough time.

noideaforname 1

Thursday 17 July 2014 13:52

Since he taught her push-ups demonstrate to her how you punch a punching bag. Like okay she's a hoe but even girls have the moral " bros before hoes "

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 17 July 2014 18:11

I hope you showed them how you do "push outs" (where you take any keys they have to your place & "push them out the door")/out of your life.

Evil_Wench 16

Thursday 17 July 2014 18:21

"Today I was learning to do push-ups under the instruction of my bf's best friend. My bf came home early, thought I was cheating and kicked me out. FML" ...Seriously though, that sucks, OP. You deserve better.