Nice try
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Never sneak out...I think you know that now...just mention you are going out for an hour or two problem solved...
That's what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass
Firstly I would like to know how old OP is. Secondly, erm really? None of you went to parties when you were in late teens? Did we just enter the "angel zone" I don't think so. We all did crazy silly stuff in our teens. This has to be one of the best I've heard. I either used the key, yea they exist! Or "sleeping at a mates house". Heck I've slept on a bloody half pipe at a skate park cause we couldn't be arsed to walk any further. Hills too, that got cold though, had to move down hill at like 3 am, get away from the cold lol seriously did any of you live your youth? Or did you just sit at home. I'll say this now before some calls me out, I have a masters in computing, so no, I'm no **** up.
Finally! Everyone commenting on this fml seems to be so self-righteous.
Thy probably noticed anyway OP :D
You know, tying your bed sheets together would have been a lot stronger than a bit of rope?
Well let's think about this. There could be two sides to this. 1.op's parents let her go to the party, but she didn't want to make noise on the way out at night, so she made a rope ladder to get in and out. 2. Op was just thinking of herself and wanted to go to the party because her parents said no.
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Problem 1) Stupidly sneaking out Problem 2) Stupidly setting up a weak rope ladder Problem 3) Being an idiot This brilliant plot was doomed from the start.
Hope you learned some kind of lesson from this, OP.