Miscellaneous: Nice try

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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You deserved it 55 185

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By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 688

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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You deserved it 49 389

By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

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You deserved it 5 449

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 251

Steve McQueen would be ashamed

By thatsureshowedme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 229

You deserved it 30 912

By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 737

You deserved it 14 988

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 220

No escape

By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 203 363

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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You deserved it 37 405

Stuck

By Chub - 27/10/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 175

You deserved it 8 684

DocBastard 38

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:17

Problem 1) Stupidly sneaking out Problem 2) Stupidly setting up a weak rope ladder Problem 3) Being an idiot This brilliant plot was doomed from the start.

HeyTherexxx 21

Sunday 25 May 2014 1:16

Hope you learned some kind of lesson from this, OP.

Comments

Cookiee04 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:36

you could've taken your keys with you before leaving

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:49

Never sneak out...I think you know that now...just mention you are going out for an hour or two problem solved...

Door_Productions 19

Sunday 25 May 2014 5:57

That's what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 6:05

Firstly I would like to know how old OP is. Secondly, erm really? None of you went to parties when you were in late teens? Did we just enter the "angel zone" I don't think so. We all did crazy silly stuff in our teens. This has to be one of the best I've heard. I either used the key, yea they exist! Or "sleeping at a mates house". Heck I've slept on a bloody half pipe at a skate park cause we couldn't be arsed to walk any further. Hills too, that got cold though, had to move down hill at like 3 am, get away from the cold lol seriously did any of you live your youth? Or did you just sit at home. I'll say this now before some calls me out, I have a masters in computing, so no, I'm no **** up.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 25 May 2014 14:06

Finally! Everyone commenting on this fml seems to be so self-righteous.

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Sunday 25 May 2014 6:16

Thy probably noticed anyway OP :D

HugMeHemmo 4

Sunday 25 May 2014 6:34

lmao just get a real ladder dumb ass

mishacollins 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 7:03

You know, tying your bed sheets together would have been a lot stronger than a bit of rope?

Mr_retardo 8

Sunday 25 May 2014 8:30

Well let's think about this. There could be two sides to this. 1.op's parents let her go to the party, but she didn't want to make noise on the way out at night, so she made a rope ladder to get in and out. 2. Op was just thinking of herself and wanted to go to the party because her parents said no.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 25 May 2014 8:32

Am I the only one whose parents actually encourage them to go to parties?

kasa360 2

Monday 26 May 2014 3:07

No not the only one, my parents to encouraged me to go to parties, I rarely did however :P

ChateauShea 11

Sunday 25 May 2014 8:48

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91hayek 31

Sunday 25 May 2014 10:04

This is what happens when you open the app and your ass submits a comment on your phone from your back pocket. Still more coherent than some comments I've read on here hahaha.