Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Problem 1) Stupidly sneaking out Problem 2) Stupidly setting up a weak rope ladder Problem 3) Being an idiot This brilliant plot was doomed from the start.

Hope you learned some kind of lesson from this, OP.

Comments

Cookiee04 15

you could've taken your keys with you before leaving

Never sneak out...I think you know that now...just mention you are going out for an hour or two problem solved...

That's what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass

Firstly I would like to know how old OP is. Secondly, erm really? None of you went to parties when you were in late teens? Did we just enter the "angel zone" I don't think so. We all did crazy silly stuff in our teens. This has to be one of the best I've heard. I either used the key, yea they exist! Or "sleeping at a mates house". Heck I've slept on a bloody half pipe at a skate park cause we couldn't be arsed to walk any further. Hills too, that got cold though, had to move down hill at like 3 am, get away from the cold lol seriously did any of you live your youth? Or did you just sit at home. I'll say this now before some calls me out, I have a masters in computing, so no, I'm no **** up.

Finally! Everyone commenting on this fml seems to be so self-righteous.

HugMeHemmo 4

lmao just get a real ladder dumb ass

You know, tying your bed sheets together would have been a lot stronger than a bit of rope?

Well let's think about this. There could be two sides to this. 1.op's parents let her go to the party, but she didn't want to make noise on the way out at night, so she made a rope ladder to get in and out. 2. Op was just thinking of herself and wanted to go to the party because her parents said no.

Am I the only one whose parents actually encourage them to go to parties?

No not the only one, my parents to encouraged me to go to parties, I rarely did however :P

ChateauShea 11

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91hayek 31

This is what happens when you open the app and your ass submits a comment on your phone from your back pocket. Still more coherent than some comments I've read on here hahaha.