Embarrassing and Love: Nice try - FML

Nice try

By Timeless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said, "You should know already." FML

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csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 12:39

You should've said "It stopped"

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 16:09

#4, or it proves that "what time is it" is probably the least flirtatious line possible, next to "where's the bathroom I need to take a monster dump".

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gsx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:24

Fail so HARD

RuralNinja 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:33

Wow, you weren't kidding. You really do suck.

esklstar 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:03

smoooooth

gorbagil 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:28

Idiot

nintenDX 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:56

lols think stuffs thru

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 8:31

this FML is an EPIC FAIL!

hahafuckkuu 0

Monday 5 April 2010 14:49

say its broken

toch040 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 10:42

this response is an EPIC FAIL!!

brookelyn2011 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:36

Now that's an fml.

nicknackj 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 1:39

I agree that its the guy's fault. If I were him and I saw the watch, I would look around for a sec pretending not to find the time and then grab her wrist, telling her the time from her own watch.

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