Transportation, Poopoo peepee and Airplanes: Nice view from up here

The toilet in first class is the best seat in the house. The first class seats don't shoot warm water at your ass, do they? **** the lives of the other first-class passengers who had to use the barbaric coach toilets since you were hogging theirs.

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:05

High five !!

11mandy80 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:49

I thumbed up because those kittens r so cute! (ur profile picture)

Axipiter 24

Sunday 20 May 2012 19:19

35, did you steal my cat!?

pexy_fml 16

Tuesday 22 May 2012 0:23

maybe (:

wildlife917 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:15

Well that's shitty

starwind3438 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:22

No. Just no.

luvscomplic8ed 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 18:36

Well. That's pretty shitty

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Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

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Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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