Nice view from up here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Norsborg

Today, it was the first time I was going to fly first class. I ended up in the bathroom almost the whole flight with diarrhea. FML
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Top comments

DalPozzo13 10

Welcome to first class

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qtip2245 0

I bet that poop was the best poop you had tho. #sitting on that first class toilet!

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reddudeover 2

I used the first class bath room once, slipped past the guards. They have OTHER people to wipe your ass.

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Crystal55621 19

Attendant: Welcome to first class, is there anything I can get you? Op: Yeah, do you guys have butt plugs? This shit flows.

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Palirose 22

24....thank you for the imagery in my mind......I don't know if I should laugh or try not to puke. A bit of both. lol

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

At least there was less of a line for the toilet.

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taracrane1 7

I was kidding..but on the contrary, no, I don't think everyone cares about someone getting diarrhea.

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watsonpsykosis 10

Was it a plush toilet seat?

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dellis44 7

so how about that airplane food? *baddum-chch*

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