Nice!

By ugh thanks - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML
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Liamj774 36

Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh

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IamMurph 1

Y'all are married and you're still ******** like y'all just got together? That's something I'd be proud of or at least find humor in lol

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Tannasgh 22

1. You asked for a compliment which shows lack of self-esteem. 2. If he doesn't speak sweetly about you, without you having to ask, it's only going to get worse with time.

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miss_amphetamine 24

Well this is a good thing lol, most ppl can't say that about themselves

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more4me 27

I wish my roommate would shit quietly ;) It was nice of him to try to think of something original. Cheer up, OP! At least you made it to FML so there is that !

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Dreamsorrow93 24

shit loud. Be proud.

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otumboo 10

every woman would love to have the talent you have

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Randomxnp 10

Yeah, YDI just for the grammar! You say things about "yourself". Other people say things about "you". Self applies, oddly enough, to the self.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

hey, you asked him to tell you something nice about yourself, not the nicest thing about yourself.

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Goblin182 26

Never fish for compliments.

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