Compliment and Love: Nice! - FML

Nice!

By ugh thanks - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML

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flufee2 27

Sunday 17 August 2014 22:30

What more could a guy ask for?!

Liamj774 36

Sunday 17 August 2014 22:30

Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh

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Earths_Venus 25

Monday 18 August 2014 0:50

I think it's kind of a crap compliment tbh

FMLniick 8

Monday 18 August 2014 0:52

At least you shit quietly. rare quality for anyone!

Kyle1dc 17

Monday 18 August 2014 0:53

He probably had a shitty time afterwards.

classycoop 12

Monday 18 August 2014 0:58

YDI for looking for attention

celinadepp 21

Monday 18 August 2014 1:25

At least you don't shit extremely loud!

nikitol 8

Monday 18 August 2014 1:32

At least u don't poop loud!

graphicstyle7 17

Monday 18 August 2014 1:52

1. It's ok to ask for a boost when you need it. 2. You may want to get some marriage counseling, he seems to be at a loss on why he's with you and why he supposedly loves you. If he does not go, go to a counselor yourself.

stumpyj 10

Monday 18 August 2014 2:43

I don't think it's that serious. You have no context to base #2 on. We don't know what was going on when she asked him to tell her something nice about herself. I think she put him on the spot and he came up with a stupid panicked answer. OP should try again and explain why she needs the boost.

more4me 27

Monday 18 August 2014 9:13

Don't overreact ! Maybe OP is happily married to someone who has a unique kind of humor !

MissHeartSihk 26

Monday 18 August 2014 2:40

Did he say anything after that?

MisterGasMoney 16

Monday 18 August 2014 2:46

Intestinal fortitude right there, OP.

SoulReaper8858 2

Monday 18 August 2014 3:16

hey, that's something to be proud of. I wish my girl had that gift. when she craps, it sounds like a waterfall.

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