Compliment and Love: Nice!

Nice!

By ugh thanks - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML

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flufee2 27

Sunday 17 August 2014 22:30

What more could a guy ask for?!

Liamj774 36

Sunday 17 August 2014 22:30

Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh

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worldclassrager 39

Monday 18 August 2014 3:42

That's something right?

Croooow 11

Monday 18 August 2014 4:12

I know I'd take it as a compliment. Sometimes I make a noise that sounds like someone sneezed into a trumpet.

vikky538 28

Monday 18 August 2014 4:25

compliment the compliment...

ostfaiz 18

Monday 18 August 2014 4:30

Op you should start a rehab named 'shit quietly learning center' SQLC, councel and admit, believe me it will make a change for lot..!!!

moonbootz 7

Monday 18 August 2014 5:10

Well,he likes you so much he married you...focus on that OP

dabomb0513 10

Monday 18 August 2014 5:18

Be careful what you fish for.

Matrix_Redeemer 6

Monday 18 August 2014 5:23

YDI. Don't fish for compliments.

ladyluckie76 8

Monday 18 August 2014 5:43

I wouldn't be taking a quiet dump the next time I had to go

808andheartbreak 16

Monday 18 August 2014 5:54

You had that coming

an3ph 20

Monday 18 August 2014 6:20

That's called fishing. You got a turd for it.

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