Nice!

By growlr - 20/07/2011 09:17 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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tona01 16

well tell him that he won't be seeing the old man and his hat for while

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tateh22 1

tell him his penis looks like a SMALL sleepy turtle! hahaha

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iLoveUnicornss 6

I never thought a ****** could be that ugly. I stand corrected.

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bellakaykid 6

Hey, think about it, it could have been worse. At least it's not an ugly hat, right?

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niccipicki 0

sorry, but I'm trying really hard to imagine...WHAT KIND OF HAT?!?!?! or what is wrong with your ******???

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rattusrattus 18

I think its one of those mad floral affairs that royalty wears to Ascot. I think its the Ascot where they have all the insane headgear anyway.

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DKjazz 20

Am I the only one NOT having trouble imagining this? Clit bowler.

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bpell15 5

at least it was a nice hat I mean, it could have been worse. he could have said it looked like a blue waffle

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Rokx12 0

annnnnnnnd that's my dinner thrown in the bin. that phrase should auto-flag and get 'spoiler covered'

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niplipsip 9

76 - I've seen pictures of the horror show referred to as "blue waffle", but every single time anyone makes a comment about it.. I picture a blue Eggo with syrup. Anyway, OP, how the hell does your ****** look like an old man? Is it saggy, dried up, and wrinkled? ._. FYL

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bpell15 5

76 sorry for ruining your dinner. :/

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zukinihudini 0

tell him his penis looks like a little marker but thats okay because its a sharpie

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lkrunner101 7

haha! what a nice thing to say.. next time tell him his looks like a grandma with a big nose

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DjeePee 24

Be happy, my boyfriend told me once my ****** looked like, and read this carefully, a beef where someone has shot an hole in with a gun. He didn't understand why I was upset.

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welandedonthemoo 5

I would have to see yours for myself to see if that statement Is true lol. jk

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Enslaved 36

Was it from his bullet after you pulled the trigger?

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pink_raindrops 26

Lol, I'm very lucky to have a boyfriend who doesn't say any of these stupid things.

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