Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 768
You deserved it 4 560

Same thing different taste

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Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

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If anyone did that to me, I swear to God, they'd be single, right then and there. I absolutely can't stand it when some women pull that bullshit.

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Welcome to the world of women, buddy.

Call her bluff and wake her up tonight.

Sorry, but I think she's looking for any reason to fight .. My advice end it .. B/c she's searching for mind-reading, charming, non-sexual prince .. As someone above said.

She can't control a body...it happens...just bad timing for you

Urpoppy 21

You should really dump that idiot of a so-called woman. You will live a long miserable life with her.

Goblin182 26

the very definition of "******* up a wet dream".

CaroAurelia 12

I think it's about time you left, son.

Idk if I would want to date someone like that...