Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 768
You deserved it 4 560

Same thing different taste

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Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

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The mind of a woman is something a man will never understand.... My girlfriend is the same way sadly... Sometimes theres just no winning...

You two need to have a talk. Her behavior isn't healthy and if she's going to get to continue to get upset over something you can't exactly control, leave her and find someone better.

SheSenpai 6

Dude, I think you need a new gf.

I would wait till she fell asleep, and jerk off on her face.

try role playing, you play a cold turkey.

She's.. not a keeper. She's what is going to making you anxious and afraid in the next relationship.