Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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jenninator93 18

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

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ezrajab 22

Sex and intimacy is a very important part when your significant other and you are ready

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captainsmegma 12

Just explain to her that a **** will go off if it is not given the proper amount of attention.

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mykeenblade 7

perfect XD Except then he'll be a greedy, sex obsessed pig again...:(

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torrilupo 14

ydi because you should break up with her crazy ass.

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SeriousJoker72 18

Sorry man but it sounds like it's time to go.... There are other fish in the sea. Sane fish....

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Stuffaluffagus 25

Sounds like someone should find themselves a little more stable girlfriend. Maybe one that can act their age

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vixypixys 13

Bad craic, OP. I love when my husband has a wet dream! I want details then reenactment. Unless it's about someone else, then he can simmer down.

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everlastingsnow_fml 14

how do you guys function as a couple? you should look for someone you're comfortable and happy with.

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bambam42069 13

Maybe you should get a better girlfriend

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