Intimacy: Night terror

Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

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You deserved it 4 560

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By frankrizzo - 01/02/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 393

Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 035

By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 303

Freudian intensifies

By mouthwash - 11/11/2014 05:05 - United States - Gallipolis

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

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You deserved it 4 612

By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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You deserved it 62 388

Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 803

By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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You deserved it 3 380

Ross?

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 22:02 - United States - Klawock

Today, my wife had a dream that I was in the bath with our newborn baby. In the dream, I threw the baby out like a football. She can't get the image out of her head and won't forgive me. FML

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You deserved it 92

man_eating_bunny 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 0:08

Somebody's indecisive...

jenninator93 18

Thursday 11 December 2014 0:10

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

Comments

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:41

I hope you told her that...

Oyas12 14

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:49

PMS and lack of sex ed.

rinnybell210 16

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:49

Stop sticking your dick in crazy, OP.

Steen757 13

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:56

gotta love them lol. they're all crazy.

AdmiralGrammar 4

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:57

Bitching you out for something INVOLUNTARY and being super-controlling over your sex life sounds like textbook emotionally abusive behavior. Get the hell out of there, OP.

jthmtwin 16

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:05

Really sounds like its time to gtfo of there ASAP. She can't have it both ways, just doesn't work like that

theredladybug14 2

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:16

You deserve better

bingalingading 12

Thursday 11 December 2014 5:27

talk about jerkung you around...but obviously not literally...

djstiv3 15

Thursday 11 December 2014 6:23

im happy for you that all she wants is for you to ask and bam! your good..... but im confused as to how nuts she is saying that your obssessed... iean clearly you are after the dream but damn... lol