Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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jenninator93 18

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

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Oyas12 14

PMS and lack of sex ed.

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rinnybell210 16

Stop sticking your dick in crazy, OP.

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Steen757 13

gotta love them lol. they're all crazy.

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AdmiralGrammar 4

Bitching you out for something INVOLUNTARY and being super-controlling over your sex life sounds like textbook emotionally abusive behavior. Get the hell out of there, OP.

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jthmtwin 16

Really sounds like its time to gtfo of there ASAP. She can't have it both ways, just doesn't work like that

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bingalingading 12

talk about jerkung you around...but obviously not literally...

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djstiv3 15

im happy for you that all she wants is for you to ask and bam! your good..... but im confused as to how nuts she is saying that your obssessed... iean clearly you are after the dream but damn... lol

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