Night terror

By unlovedandunfucked - 10/12/2014 18:16 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 768
You deserved it 4 560

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

Comments

Sathane 21

You're with this psychotic moron, why?

jimmer23 21

There's a non-sexual, mind reading Prince Charming out there that would be perfect for her. Unless you're that person, GET OUT!

Time to find a new girlfriend and show the bitch the door.

There are other people to date. Honestly I wouldn't put up with crazy.

Maybe you should rethink this relationship, Op.

RedPillSucks 31

what!!? its not about drowning in your dream? next you'll say that "oral sex" is not about talking about sex

jbombdighetty 11

sounds like it's time to get a new girlfriend.