By thatsmejl - 15/09/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
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enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

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bldouglas 0

well now you have plenty of time to explain why she sux at her job

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olpally 32

As long as no one cuts a silent but deadly fart.. Then it's not so bad op..

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stro88 6

Now that she's not an employee anymore you can solicit sex from her! Boo yah. Just kidding. Awkward moment cuz.

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Keyman1212 14

Solicit her for sex?? Do prostitutes work in high-rises now??

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leadman1989 15

At least you're not a douche. Like when Dale was firing all those people on King of the hill.

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tsim_fml 0

i saw that 2 nights ago... who else?

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MizzErikaHart 8

That's nice op didn't make her do the walk of shame alone...

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enonymous 8

"so what's your plans for the weekend?"

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lolololer 8

"nothing much just going to make a voodoo doll with your face"

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Arsonnist 3

"Well, I don't have a job anymore, so..."

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enonymous 8

43 - I do that to all FML Commenters. Not strange in my eyes

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jellitonoctopus 19

Well that's really kind of you. No good deed goes unpunished?

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structuredchaoz 4

There are plenty of punctual unemployed people right now who deserve that job. Well done.

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geege1992 3

Perfect time to give her a second chance and for you to get some head in return ;)

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badactor009 0

Good way for a boss to get the axe himself.

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Freeze_fml 16

What a fantastic idea. Smile for the security camera.

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