Work: No excuses!

No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 976

You deserved it 4 905

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khaya 9

Monday 18 April 2011 19:10

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

cathylee22 4

Monday 18 April 2011 19:11

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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DrStarryguy 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 14:46

Lol I've gotten 5 shots in one day and still went to work.

iBiteRoses 22

Thursday 23 August 2012 7:59

Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid.

ChristineAnn58 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:56

Court?

heartemopants 18

Thursday 25 October 2012 17:09

I always feel like these fired fmls are fake. You do realize that you can sue for reasons like that. There stupid.

YeniDewie 0

Sunday 4 November 2012 12:43

what????

poprocks1999 6

Tuesday 8 October 2013 4:02

Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue! Get rich and never work again!

SheTheOtaku 21

Wednesday 2 April 2014 3:37

"I'm sorry, near-death experiences are not accepted as a valid reason to stay home."

fantasyworld 37

Monday 28 July 2014 3:57

I'm sure that's illegal.

prettygurl89 16

Sunday 7 December 2014 9:35

Ahhhh life in the hood

PVXCRunner15 12

Tuesday 13 October 2015 4:05

How did you get shot, and are you ok now?

HighlandShadows 48

Friday 1 January 2016 5:34

Well, I think we all learned an important lesson today: Don't get shot. FYL, op.

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