No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
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Top comments

khaya 9

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

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cathylee22 4

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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swimmerperson 0

seriously, tough it out. you don't even want to know what's been done to me.

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dirtyrussian97 0

in soviet Russia, getting shot means you must work harder to make up for the decrease in productivity due to a loss in blood and strength

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TheMystery_fml 6

Yeah, because there's two dead guys over there ready to hear any of the company's complaints

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titanx86 0

well when you work at a bullet proof vest company it's part of the job DAN!!! next time we'll aim higher and you can stay home for good ...

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cptpimp 0

u should sue, if u have medical documentation;)

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qwertyaznman123 1

No, are you dumb? If you've been shot you go to the hospital. YDI for lying

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thewifey310 7

im pretty sure u can fight tht, u shud take it to corporate n have ur freggn boss fired, i mean shit, gettn shot is painful and im sure ur boss' boss cant deny u time off to heal, i bet it would b against the law, u shud really look into tht buddy, srry to hear of ur tragedy :/ suxx!!!

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