Work: No excuses!

Maybe they were planning to fire you anyway? Perhaps they don't need a human who can't work properly (for example if he got shot). So lame and down execuse they say!! It's not even legal!

bantha121 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:19

It's just a flesh wound!

zak764 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:20

Sue for wrongful termination

najamesk1 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:11

lawsuit for wrongful termination...

calmyourfatself 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 20:15

lawyer time!find one a good one! sue the hell out of them

WTSchool 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:09

It is, however, a valid reason to go to the hospital.

phuckejiu 3

Friday 1 July 2011 23:36

getting shot is so 1994

largsexy 1

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:56

What kinda job do you have

4realz226 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:18

Here's the important factor: u were shot!?

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Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML

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Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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