ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: No good deed…

No good deed…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 128

You deserved it 4 282

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 277

You deserved it 3 136

By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 791

You deserved it 2 134

Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 952

You deserved it 2 845

Appropriate force

By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 121

You deserved it 209

By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 588

You deserved it 4 671

Fingered

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 507

You deserved it 108

Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 661

You deserved it 26 444

I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 856

You deserved it 244

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 750

You deserved it 2 815

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 692

You deserved it 2 575

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 8 November 2010 18:45

I'm sure the guy you were trying to help will speak for you.

amerwin 3

Monday 8 November 2010 18:50

haha.. I bet you were dressed in a green leotard and announced "I'm kickass" before jumping in to help.

Comments

willymurray 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:49

don't be a hero

chrissymissy 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:21

j mind ur own buisnesss just watch hehe!! its intresting

thatsbadnews 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:03

how can u write this if ur in jail?

Suikerlolly 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:21

When I read this fml I just knew it had to be from my country. (the netherlands) Criminals here get hugged so much. Jails feature your own toilet and tv and sometimes even computer, rooms aren't shared. When someone breaks in your house and you have a bat to defend yourself with, the police actually advices you to get hit by the bat first and then hit back, because else it won't count as self-defense and you're the guilty one. (criminal)

Paprikaas 13

Monday 22 November 2010 21:55

I know, it's ridiculous..

hobosareawesome 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 6:19

@85 I absolutely love that movie :D

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:22

Well if I understood that correctly you got to kick the crap out of six guys even if the cops took you away it's still bragging rights.

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Monday 7 May 2012 19:45

Next time, leave it to Peter Parker to handle the thugs.

ThePieGuy0817 29

Thursday 2 May 2013 17:19

All these people saying to just ignore the situation. This is why the world is the way it is; people almost never help others when they need it. I admire the OP for having the balls to step in and do something.