ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: No good deed…

No good deed…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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You deserved it 4 282

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By ournhd - 13/11/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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Appropriate force

By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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You deserved it 209

By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML

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You deserved it 4 671

Fingered

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

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You deserved it 108

Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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You deserved it 26 444

I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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You deserved it 244

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 8 November 2010 18:45

I'm sure the guy you were trying to help will speak for you.

amerwin 3

Monday 8 November 2010 18:50

haha.. I bet you were dressed in a green leotard and announced "I'm kickass" before jumping in to help.

Comments

Paprikaas 13

Monday 8 November 2010 22:52

Waar was dat? Ö Zoiets krijgt Nederland ook echt weer klaar hè..

GeenPseudoniem 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:21

Voor de deur van Trouw, tijdens museumnacht!

munkee_6669 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:57

@10 maybe stupidity if you can't handle yourself in a fight, my guess is you can't.

zackkmann21 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:54

hahaha

maggiewalters 17

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:27

I have read this here at least 3 other times. I guess OP havent, or he would know not to try that. lol

Ilovepie30 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:05

GBA= guilty by association

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:48

ahhhhhh!!!! I'm sooooo sorry!!!! that's horabile!!!! T^T

DumbBlonde19 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:15

round of applause! not many people have the guts to be nice :)

bobbylight32 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:45

how foci get a story verified

FYLwindowlicker 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:31

HUH? Am I the only one not getting this? WTF does 'foci' mean?

rnett08 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:11

not any where in tht FML does it say I got my ass whooped then arrested op could be huge and handled himself stupid!

legit12345 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:26

am I the only person who knows what self defense is

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