Customers and Work: No help wanted - FML

No help wanted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML

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cellycrunk 16

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:03

Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?

tzemmy 25

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:08

i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass

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Masonjar13 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:01

That sounds like a black-market deal, pre-exchange.

SteppenBeatle 3

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:12

Well, damn how rude of him

feven 32

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:18

I'm just trying to imagen someone with all their teeth knocked out. Damn, that would look really funny.

hmrhoades 18

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:31

....at least he would help you find them?

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:36

At least he offered to help find them after? some customers just suck

amansingh 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 20:29

....

noah_1234 24

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:48

i dont get these ignorant customers, is it so hard to just say no

sjbartholome 14

Sunday 31 August 2014 6:04

I would have gone up to his face and called his bluff. "Bitch, ******* try it!"

SmoothPancakes 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 6:23

Some days I wish assault with a crowbar was legal...

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 31 August 2014 7:41

That would make it easier to knock people's teeth out, I suppose.

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 31 August 2014 6:45

May be the word 'help' had a bad impression on that persons life! everytime someone offered him a 'help' left him in a mess or looted, so he found Ops 'help' the same way

Summercarezzi 11

Sunday 31 August 2014 7:22

I would help him find his way out.

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