No help wanted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
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You deserved it 3 395
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Top comments

cellycrunk 16

Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?

207 3
tzemmy 25

i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass

109 2

Comments

Morning_fml 22

What a dick. Don't be intimidated by people like that, you were just doing your job.

10 1
zdane 9

As long as someone is helping somebody, I'm happy...

3 5
magickitten 26

How rude! I don't understand why someone would say something so unnecessary to someone that's trying to help. Hopefully the rest of the customers you deal with are nice!

13 1
Brandi_Faith 33

I almost hope that he says that to the wrong person some time and someone responds by doing it to him.

2 0
gracehi 31

For once, that actually did escalate rather hurriedly. It seems someone is wearing his grumpy pants today.

5 2
Cheezits4dayz 14

You should've said, "Sure, but then I'll need help finding your balls, because it doesn't look like you have them."

5 1
NeonSteps 14

He thinks heccan find what ever it is he's looking for, but he really doesn't know

0 2
MidnaLink 33

Ugh, the fact that this was willingly said to a woman disgusts me more than what he said in the first place.

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bibobobonnor 8

I'm sorry to be so critical, but I think it should disgust you that it was willingly said to anybody. The fact that they happen to be a woman is irrelevant, because neither gender should be threatened with such violence.

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killerdana 19

It would be ****** up if he said that to another man but I kinda agree with #27. It is a little more shocking that a man would say that to a woman. He sounds like an abusive asshole to me

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MidnaLink 33

Plus, I never said I wasn't disgusted by what he said, just more that he said he willingly would strile a woman.

8 1