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By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

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Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML
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krad204 21

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

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whenitdidhappen 14

actually, there is a joke about this particular situation.any body heard of it?

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Thatguy334 7

Hey man, if it gets her off what do you care?

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thevelociraptor 31

Obviously he does care or OP wouldn't have written an FML...

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miliaras93 17

Hey she can be the next hit tv show for my strange sexual fetish hahah

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kelsorg 21

not as weird as a guy I knew who likes his nipples played with. but fyl. weird fetishes.

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Goblin182 26

That's not weird. I'm just saying.

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smokecloud_ 37

That's quite tame, unless said nipple playtime includes clamps and possibly some electric shocks...

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bumblebeesmommy 5

How is it weird that some guys like there nipples touched and played with

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poncho55 40

Uhhh, women often like their nipples played with. What's the difference?

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RedPillSucks 31

What?!!! When did clamps and electric shocks on your nipples become weird? Don't judge me!!!

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Marzell 12

Not Even remotely odd. also #63, I love your comments and your Username. TRP does suck.

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fonkimonki 7

how is that weird? - you're weird to think it's weird.

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justsomerandguy 8

Seems she found a button that turns you off. This is very bad indeed!

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MortenM 17

There's no need to tell. Apparently OP and his wife shows. Just jam it in by surprise OP (or whatever your thing is)

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bryanjamieluke 17

An ex of mine had a foot fetish. He would molest my feet in my sleep. I know how you feel, OP!

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Kristoffer 35

Just roll with it, whatever turns her on will get you laid more often.

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OhNoAGhost 18

I love how whenever someone's significant other wants to try some sort of fetish, their partner comes on here, to share it with all of us.

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False_Stupidity 41

Well I'm sure the OP was always taught to share...

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LisaDay 14

if shes playing with his bellybutton, she may be into vore. i had a bf who was into it and would play with my bellybutton all the time.

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wtffml1979 22

All due respect. I would play with your belly button too. You're gorgeous!

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