Intimacy: No kink-shaming on FML

No kink-shaming on FML

By thedoc - 15/07/2014 03:25 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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Such a weird move either way

By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

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Belly Finger

By ihmmil - 18/01/2020 14:00

Today, my husband was trying to be sexy, and asked me if I wanted to sit on his "Belly Finger". Major mood kill. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Roll with it

By Anonymous - 02/07/2023 05:00 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML

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Teaser

By Frustrating - 21/07/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my wife spent the entire evening grabbing my crotch, whispering dirty things to me, and telling me how horny she was, right up until the kids went to bed. Then, it was, "Baby, I just want cuddles, I don't feel like sex" and pouting. This happens at least three times a week. FML

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music_is_life22 12

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well everybody has their fetishes XD

krad204 21

Tuesday 15 July 2014 17:57

Well someone likes to put things in holes, watch out OP.

Comments

miazzzz 4

Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:42

who the **** did you marry ?

darkwarlord 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:35

Hey if she is beautiful you will learn to get use to it

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:48

Similarly, I feel highly compelled to lick/tongue my husband's belly button, but he doesn't let me.

martin8337 35

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:59

Freaky deaky.

sabine123_fml 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 12:50

Enjoy

fonkimonki 7

Wednesday 16 July 2014 18:42

if it turns your woman on, it's good

Ziggy122 15

Wednesday 16 July 2014 22:09

Not so good if the other party isn't comfortable with it. Though it is a tame and harmless fetish.

rowdyrooster 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 20:04

Kinky!

Debbiek 5

Wednesday 16 July 2014 23:11

mabe she thought.you were diggin it

greenbadass 11

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:35

So you all know each other?

AFaye3964 17

Thursday 17 July 2014 4:49

Everyone has atleast one fetish.

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