No one disturbs the masters

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
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Koalax3 18

I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

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booze_n_bitches 37

"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

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Razabin 15

Cats are stupid and useless.. I would of kicked that thing off me.

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lildiva7620 18

my cat falls asleep on me alot and i will do the same thing he did. but atleast id invite you over

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mo3zz 13

He probably chose the better of two *******!

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

He should have just sent you a pic from the get go and said "will be late/can we reschedule? Kitty cuteness in progress."

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sounds like he already has some pussy in his life.

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tomofthewoods 4

i wonder what that cat did before falling asleep

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