Cats, Dating and Love: No one disturbs the masters

No one disturbs the masters

By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 04:10 - United States - Erie

Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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Differences

By Alone - 21/05/2014 11:05 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

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By hopelesss88 - 17/06/2010 12:42 - Australia

Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML

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By nightxxtime - 10/01/2017 14:39

Today, a guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I haven't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML

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Bad date #3764

By Greenpuppy416 - 04/07/2020 05:02

Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML

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Running late

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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You deserved it 2 020

Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 38 369

Koalax3 18

Sunday 2 August 2015 0:38

I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 2 August 2015 0:40

"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 2 August 2015 4:46

That's really the only good exception for being late...give him a second chance

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 2 August 2015 4:50

YDI.

anotherhuman 31

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:01

Sensitive Cat Man harms no kitties.

randomblahh 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:08

I just don't see why he didn't text you to cancel ahead of time. He waited till you texted him to even say anything.

Bragi 12

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:21

You've been ditched, OP. Sorry.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:27

Next!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:29

This is not charming. Cats fall asleep 20 times a day. I'm sure he's had to move a sleeping cat so that he could go take a piss. Likewise, he could have moved the cat for a date. Or at least cancelled before she left to meet him.

vikky538 28

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:38

Ooh.. He is in love with his cat...

im_a_black_guy 10

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:39

How does this have down votes

Witchylady 17

Sunday 2 August 2015 5:41

I agree with your date. Cats are so snuggle warm when they are sleeping. I don't blame him for not wanting to wake the cat up. Yes I am a cat person. Only cat people understand the logic of it