No pain, no gain

By SailorVenus93 - 26/02/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

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Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
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ahabsfan 14

This rubs me the wrong way. I’m cliterally hurt by this.

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ahabsfan 14

This rubs me the wrong way. I’m cliterally hurt by this.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you don't need to beat your clit like a rented mule

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tounces7 27

Tongues are usually softer than fingers, and you stated you have a boyfriend, so...why not consider alternatives to getting off other than your own hand?

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OxfordPictionary 10

OP also stated they haven't been intimate in weeks, I imagine sleeping with their partner isn't an option which is why they haven't done that.

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IHaveThePower 16

You just need more lube. Check an adult store--they've got some good brands. (Or a pharmacy, if you're not into higher-end stuff, but adult stores have a bunch of stuff you can laugh at...)

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